Welcome to Gnopples.com!! What do you get when you combine a complete and total lack of anything resembling artistic ability and the seething rage and hatred of humanity that only years working in retail can provide? Apparently two things! The first being an ulcer! The second, and much more amusing of the two (unless you have an ulcer fetish or something), is Gnopples! My horribly drawn and animated Flash cartoon series! So come join Gary and Jan in their adventures in working at the corporate bookstore chain known as Gnopples! Warning! This site contains adult themes and some adult language! So if you shouldn't be hearing or reading that, go away! Yeah... There isn't any nudity at the moment! And if there ever is, don't worry... with the way I draw, I can assure you it won't be even remotely attractive! Any resemblance my characters have to anybody else either real or fictitious is strictly coincidental! Or I blatantly stole them... Whichever helps you sleep at night. Unless you wanna sue or something, then it's the former!

Sept. 24, 2005
YAY A GAME!: All right! You might notice the new games page! That's right! I finally finished the first Gnopples game. So umm actually, the menu should just say "Game" rather than "Games," but I already made the gif so shut up! Like my episodes, this game is the result of my horrible horrible lack of artistic ability, buuut it's also the result of my horrible horrible game programing skills! I didn't fix bugs, I just kinda worked around them! So it's basically a random collection of code somehow working together! It's like the human brain. So umm if it randomly achieves intelligence and begins a plot to destroy all of us puny humans... then that was the original intent! So go visit the Games page. Also, in all the episodes, I have changed the desk to match the new one in the game! I didn't like that the monitors were so high! So that's fixed. Well that's it for now. I'm going to start working on the next commercial and episode! Jeaux

August 16, 2005
YAY NEW EPISODE: All right! I have episode 3 up in the Episodes page. Don't always expect episodes this frequently! This one was already just about done. Oh and ummm before you watch the new episode... I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry. (Actually, I'm not sorry at all.) Ooh I also added a Credits page! Jeaux

August 14, 2005
FINALLY WE OPEN!: OK! We're open! I have two episodes up in the Episodes page and a commercial in the Commercials page. The Characters page is up with a little information about the different characters you can see in the series! The News page is up too, but it only has this news bit in it right now. And a Forum has been set up Here. I'm not sure if I'm going to keep it there! I'm going to have more sections and things eventually! Also feel free to email me at gnopples@yahoo.com! Jeaux